Mauve it over

Hey girls :*

This is a look that I wore out on a Friday night and I thought I would post it here because I just love what came out.Even though it's very simple it's also quite flattering.

Hope you like it :*

xoxo,

B

Snow White makeup

 One oldie again:)

xoxo,

B

Glamorous Smokey

One look from way back :) Forgotten in the bunch.

xoxo,

B

PITZI Makeup!Warning! Handle with caution:D

Hello my dear makeup addicts! Long absence but I am back ,sadly not with a wearable, elegant look.

Even though it may seem like a Halloween makeup it is 100% real.This shit happens everyday here in Romania.All you have to do is take a step outside of the comfort of your own home and you will find specimens like these.They make us all cringe and cry a little inside when we see them.

They're easily recognizable by their pink (or variations of) outfits ,their high-pitched voices and fake tan.Whatever season ,they look like they just came back from the beach(and not in a good way).Who cares about skin cancer when you look positively ''radiant'' and roasted like a tiny,little Oompa Loompa?

Please don't judge me or my willing cousin,Ana.We're just trying to adapt to the trends.

I hereby give you ''Danyela"my cousin's alter ego in which makeup boundaries DO NOT exist.

Please note that this is a JOKE and we by no means like or even bear the sight of this kind of makeup.I have no sympathy for people like these:D


Ok so now onto the makeup:

We have here a very common ,''natural'' daytime look.It's perfectly acceptable to wear this in society and no one will stare at you.And if they do it's because you are so unbelievably pretty;;)

Some rules of pitzi makeup:

ALWAYS

• wear a darker foundation than your skin tone and do not take it down the neck.
• wear heavy looking foundation because natural beauty is so overrated.
• make sure your eyebrows are dark and up to the skyyyyy.You want to look like they're trying to get to your hairline ,like that's heaven for them.This will ensure you look full of expression and curiosity all the TIMEEE.
• wear dark eye makeup because bare eyes are a sore to the sight.
• put on toooons of bronzer to accentuate your fried skin.no one can rock the pale look.it's too ....dare I say it ...normal:|
• put on a darker lipliner than your lipstick and make sure that it's over your natural lipline.Full lips for the win :D
• and finally , make  sure your lips are practically soaking in lipgloss so that your lips look ''luscious'' and more importantly fake and botoxy.

And forget diamonds as your best friend.Meet your new and improved one:Mister GLITTER.It gets everywhere so that you always look like a shining ,bright STAR.

OH and this is very important: when you pose ,don't just smile! POUT them lips to the fullest and this will ensure that all attention in the picture is on your pretty little face and not on someone else.

Enough with the fun because it's time to set Ana free of her pitzi makeup.

The BEFORE:

Bye bye ,lovely eyebrows:(

 Starting to look normal:)

Farewell ,luscious lips:((

 And we're back to normality:D Yeeeey

I just want to give a big thanks to Ana for being a trouper in this one 'cause I kind of tortured her in the process.So thanks hon:* :*


Hope you guys found this amusing:)

xoxo,

B


Disclaimer :NO normal people were harmed in this process.

Cat eyes and pink lips

I'm back with a FOTD for you guys and this is partially inspired by Kim K whom I love in spite of  her super duper annoying voice and overall lack of intelligence.I mean that girl rocks some seriously gorgeous makeup looks.

Here are the photos.

xoxo,darlings
B

Next top model by Catalin Botezatu-A sad sad joke

Hey guys:*

Sorry for the lack of posts but ya'll know I'm lazy and not a consistent blogger:D 

Today's topic is going to be the ''infamous'' Next top model by Catalin Botezatu.

I've just watched the first episode of season 2 and I am astonished at the amount of sheer stupidity that show can pack in such a short amount of time.

First of all ,I was really surprised by the fact that this joke of a show got another season.It is sad but funny at the same time to see that people actually like this.I mean ,yeah I watch so I'm no better than the multitude of people thinking this is the real shit but at least I can watch it and realise how abnoxious it really is.

What should I start with?

Well to begin with ,the whole concept is so distant from its mother show,America's Top Model ,which is by far a lot more developed and classy that this one ,that you can't even realise they are sister shows.

Hit me with a rock but I honestly think this 'magnificent achievement' is all due to Catalin Botezatu ,the one and only.

Oh my god ,that man has such a horrid way about him.He truly embodies what I hate most in a tv show and that is the lack of class and decency.He's so rauncy and abnoxious and the way he treats these young girls.Gee dude ,watch Tyra Banks ,do you ever see her screaming at a girl just because of a wardrobe malfunction?Me thinks not ,little peasant!

I would seriously slap the shit out of that man:)) Sorry for those of you who actually appreciate his work(truth be told ,I was never too interested to find out if his designs are ok or not)

At the auditions,he kept telling the girls to take their tops off and pose as if they were posing for a men's magazine.Dude what does that have to do with modelling ?When was the last time you saw a truly respected top model in a men's magazine posing nude?

Ok moving on 'cause I feel like I am going to pop if I talk about him any longer!

The next item on my list are the contestants.

Seriously girls, would it kill you if  you learned some English?I mean really ,that would save you a lot of trouble and you wouldn't say you're from X city when you're in fact asked how old you are.Just a suggestion :D

Other than that they're just as naive and stupid (only some of them ) as any other girl who thinks Catalin Botezatu is their best chance of becoming a model.

My last item is obviously the panel of judges used for the final auditions.

I get why the two dudes from the modelling agency were there but what the hell are Mirela Vescan and the hair stylist doing there? First of all Mirela Vescan is about the crappiest makeup artist I have seen so far who actually said she would never recommend false lashes because they cast a shadow on your face and create the illusion of dark circles.Since when ,old lady with absolutely no talent for makeup?

And that hair stylist dude is just so oblivious it's actually quite funny:))

That being said I'm just going to end things by saying that I love ANTM but absolutely hate hate hate NTM by Catalin What's his face...

I am though going to continue watching it because I am truly a masochist and enjoy hurting my brain for an hour every Wednesday or whenever it airs.I am however not sure how long I will be able to keep this up because I honestly have a major headache after each show.

So long my dear readers:*

All the love in the world for you if you made it to the end of this post:*

xoxo,

B

How to curl hair with a conical wand:)

Hey guys!

Today I just wanted to show you how easy it is to curl hair with a conical wand.I got mine from Flanco in Bucharest for 100 lei and I absolutely love it :)

Hope you enjoy:*

Iulia C and Makeup Atelier Giveaway

Iulia C and Makeup Atelier  Romania are organizing an awesome giveaway where you can win a lot of tempting products.Do check it out :)
http://suntfrumoasa.com/2011/06/giveaway-makeup-atelier/

xoxo,
B

Colour Explosion Makeup

Just some random shots of the makeup I did on Maria a couple of hours ago.I really adore it and I hope you do too:) If you want me to do a tutorial on this look all you have to do is ask:)

xoxo,
B